A Case for Kim

 
Kim's have dominated the press lately.

Vogue made the controversial decision to feature Kim and Kanye on their hallowed front cover, a decision which sent shockwaves around the world.

How could they feature an overhyped reality tv star on the pages usually reserved for figureheads, leaders and fashion icons.

A 'celebrity' whose fame derives from a sex tape made half a decade ago. A woman who would have and should have disappered into the fog of anonymity but through selling her soul to the devi MTV has acquired stardom and riches for nothing other than having a big ol' booty.

Our Kim is just as controversial, if not more so and the similarities don't end with their shared notoriety. Kim Kallstrom, Arsenal's latest signing also arrived in the public eye amidst unusual circumstances, a loanee until the end of the season who would miss most of it due to a back injury sustained pre-signing?!!
 
Like KK, our Kim also made a name for himself from a young age when he filmed a sex tape rose to prominence as one of Sweden's best midfielders.

Have a read of the brilliant 'I Am Zlatan' and Kallstrom features throughout. Well established on the international scene, Kallstrom is also one of those players whose higlight reel on Youtube features more than just tap ins, sidewards passing and tackles (honestly some players really shoudn't have one, its just taking up valuable cat playing the harmonica space).

Kim's Highlight Reel

Just like Kim Kardashian Mrs. Kim West, Kim Kallstrom has a penchant for global giants. KK went for Ray J, Reggie Bush and Kanye West, Kallstrom for Lyon and Spartak Moscow before tying the knot with Arsenal his sugar daddy, his eeerthang.

If we could film Kallstrom astride a superbike, Arsene Wenger caressing his naked torso we would, but we can't so the imagination will have to do in the meantime. If the lyrics of 'Bound 2' ever meant anything they surely do with our Kim, we only hope Arsene proves man enough to hold him down.

This could be the start of a beautiful relationship, not the kind that's characterised by night-vision cameras, duvet covers and a whole lotta ass but with resolute defending, finesse for the through ball and a bit of experience to add to the BFG and Flamini's worldliness.

We'd like to see Kallstrom start against City, let's give him a run out and give Arteta a rest. The guy has been busting a gut all season and its starting to show.

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